A cab driver shares his experience with a hook-up lady who boarded his car and how he had to turn off the A.C. at some point over air pollution.
A social media user identified as @Max_J619 took to the X platform to narrate his encounter with a hook-up lady who had a wonderful new client.
According to the cab driver, the lady spent time on a phone call sharing her sexcapade with a rich client who paid her graciously.
However, the atmosphere in the car became unbearable at some point and he had to turn off the car’s air conditioner. This action of his stirred an angry reaction from the lady, causing him to be truthful about the unhealthy odour from her body.
How I turned off the car’s A.C. over hook-up lady’s smell – Cab driver
“Picked up a lady late last night from a hotel in VI to Surulere. She looked all beautiful and clean with a big bag while on a call as she approached my car.
Formalities first, so I greeted but she didn’t answer. Helped her put the bag in the trunk, hopped into the car, started the car and zoomed off. Apparently, she was gisting and thanking her friend about her sex escapade over the phone.
In her words, ‘babes, that guy dey pay”.“300k just for two night, but him go fuck the money comot your body”.“He get energy to fuck ten times a day but him no dey last”.“With all him muscles, but thanks for linking me”.“Na this kind client I dey like way dey throwe”.
Remaining small, I would have parked and asked for the guy’s number so I can blast him for being a simp and disgracing the masculine nature.
Weather wasn’t that hot, so I didn’t bother turning on the ac. But as expected she said, “oga turn on the ac, I’m already sweating”.
Respectfully I did to avoid unnecessary drama. Immediately the ac circulated, I perceived an awful unbearable smell.
So strong I already knew where it was oozing from and I couldn’t take it.
“My apologies, but I’ll need to turn off the ac cos the temperature of the car seem to be rising”.
This I said before winding down the windows and turning off the ac for natural air to help erase the smell.
That was when she lost it and fired back at with words so brutal to endure.
She was like,“Come oga if your car is faulty, why put it on the road?”“Is this how you treat your costumers by cheating them?”“Is it not your mates that are driving better cars with full ac”.“I don’t do cabs without ac, if you like suffer me I don’t o”.“My skin needs ac”.
She fired on while I softly apologised but she didn’t rest. I had to hold myself and endure all her outburst till we got to her destination on Babs Animashaun.
Her friend came out to help with her bag and again she told her how inconsiderate, unprofessional and how rude I was.
Waited for her to pay and immediately she did I called her attention.
“Excuse me, the reason I turned off the ac is because you smell, you stink and you’re dirty”.“Your hygiene level is zero, is it that you didn’t bathe after the whole sex thing or you didn’t wash your vagina properly?”“Cos the moment the ac circulated I just couldn’t breathe from the awful smell I perceived”.‘I’m sure you can perceive how dead and rotten you smell?”
Na so she started crying as her friend tried to tackle me but I just ignored, entered my car and boomed off.”
